Over the weekend, Nikki and I have decided to add onto the Minnesota Braxmeier network (but I bet not in the way that you think!). We have agreed in principle with a lady in California to purchase three ponies. More likely than not, they'll be stabled about 15 minutes away from our place.

Here are their pictures... Nikki can tell you WAY more about them than I can.

1) 8-year old female that I'm going to call "Dizzy", short for Desert Rose, and her new name reflects what she'll be when I try to ride her.



2) 8-month old male named "Double Down". My nickname was semi-vulgar and rejected by the lady in charge (think along the line of Double D's). Instead, I'm shortening it to "Double", because if you say "Double Down" fast enough, you either end up saying "Double Dare" and getting people confused with that gay Nickelodeon game show, or it just sounds like you're babbling.



3) A foal-to-be-named-later. Before we get Dizzy, she's going to be knocked up by one of their stallions, and we get full rights to the offspring therein. We may think about keeping this foal to either stud or get knocked up (gender-pending), but more likely than not, this will be our first sale.


So there you go. Discuss.

You are a knuckle head. Can we go horseback riding next time I visit?

The ponies are looking good. Hope all goes well and you can stay on board.

drea05 wrote:

You are a knuckle head. Can we go horseback riding next time I visit?

Sure. We've got Buster to be the stable dog, kind of like a border collie, only smaller and more insane.

Chaz...you sure know how to make me laugh! I can just see Buster chasing them. But I think would be a better choice!

You have lost your mind. Most males only end up with cats as a result of females. I have contacted Elmer's Glue to see if I can help you hit your business plan projections.